I’m going to follow you around all the time like a stalker, and buy you everything you want. I’ll never cheat. I will only look at you. From now on, I’ll never let you cry even one tear.
I’m going to make you the happiest queen in the world. And until the day I die, I will nauseatingly like only you. For revenge.
Can you handle it, your highness?
Hey I’m officially proposing to you right now.
— sweet *u*